Yes I Can Be Trusted Around Pre-t Men. What Do You Mean Why Am I Putting A Needle On A Syringe This Is

i’m the loyal dog type boyfriend where i lay my head in your lap and you pet me. let me sleep at the foot of your bed. id do anything you ask. waiting for you to come back because it’s only home when you’re here. i’m your good dog i’m your best friend. i’m at your beck and call just say my name. i love you i love you i love you.

going into heat and my owner just puts a dumb dog cone on me so i dont do anything that im not supposed to without them . evil.

plushie expletives:

holy stitches

oh my buttons

dear stuffing

what the fabric

its finally daylight savings..hopefully that means the joy in my heart comes back and maybe i wont cry during our frotting session asking if you still love me

somethign something..nh tdick in mymouth something something under your desk with your dick in my mouth..just keeping it there….blah blah uh.. i just have to take it whenever you thrust your hips into my mouth every once in a while

m so happy being your little desk pet… mumblin a muffled ‘thank you’ against you.. jus need something to do while i turn my brain off for you nd you have your free hand in my hair….. or …something like that

i dont even have sex i just make the posts for clout

no queue around here… you guys get to watch me hornypost in real time!! just like how the internet intended!

I do this shit for 4 likes

it's let your puppy hump your leg sunday, so you know what that means!

........ please? 🥺