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Reblog and Pin if you Would Like Naughty Asks in you Valentine’s Day Box

By reblogging this you give your followers permission to leave you naughty Valentine’s Day messages, fantasies they have about you, declarations of love, and lovely compliments in your ask box.

Just like you used to pass around valentines to your classmates in elementary school but with a decidedly adult twist. Feel free to request more specific things you would like to receive or not receive in your asks as well to customize your box!

support his goals and be his personal pornstar

“me and who” me and you. i tell you what if i ever got in close distance of your titties it would be OVER dude i’d be rubbing and licking and suckling and maybe grazing my teeth a little bit until i was the one moaning

also i’m gonna need there to be a cure to having boypussy right NOW cause i’m a dirty slut and have been getting off daily to the thought of frotting recently and if i can’t frot with you until we’re whimpering messes then what is the point truly. we’re gonna have to find a way to make this work. STAT!

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typing this with one hand btw lotus… /hj

if you dont come over here NEOW im gonna go crazy… . and i think our minds are connected i genuinely cannot stop thinking about frotting its a CURSE!!!

but no worries :3 theres an easy fix for boypussy…. more testosterone!!!!! it’ll just take a bit.. lets grind our new dicks together <3

or a more quicker fix.. frotting straps together…… faints

[TAKES YOU BY THE SHOULDERS AND STARTS SHAKING YOU] TELL ME IM YOUR GIRL!! TELL ME HOW IM SUCH A GOOD GIRL FOR YOU BUT AS A BOY!!! DO YOU HEAR MEEE?!?? I CAN SPEAK LOUDER IF YOU WAAANT!!!!

scrolling through the dashboard on this acc like: oh boy, i wonder what new kink i’ll discover that i never knew i had until today will be!

Who tf is baja blast…???

hey!!!! make the fact that youre horny MY problem too!!!!!

*Sucks ur titties Sucks ur titties Sucks ur titties Sucks ur titties Sucks ur titties Sucks ur titties Sucks ur titties Sucks ur titties Sucks ur titties Is going blue from a lack of oxygen Sucks ur titties Sucks ur titties Sucks ur titties Sucks ur titties Sucks ur titties Sucks ur titties *

*GAAAASSSSP*

*Sucks ur titties Sucks ur titties Sucks ur titties Sucks ur titties Sucks ur titties Sucks ur titties Sucks ur titties Sucks ur titties Sucks ur titties Sucks ur titties Sucks ur titties Sucks ur titties going blue again*