I Wanna Sit Under Your Desk And Do Silly Stuff With My Mouth To Distract U While You Work (i Am Chewing

onlmngnf sometimes i feel baddd for being purely a sub.. well not BAD!! but,,.. switches:(

i wanna satisfy you in anyway you want me to.. like i just knoww it would feel so good to push someones legs back so their knees are up to their chest and use them however you wantttt:( but i CANT. NO!!!

and i think me trying would embarrass the both of us

but like please please please i wanna make you feel good even when youre all subby with me:( i hope you can settle for some sloppy, whiny sub4sub sex where we both go dumb on each other then

hhhn i hate ovulating . it just turns me unfathomably brainless and i genuinely cant do anything!!! suddenly tables look like ‘hm thatd be a good place to bend me over,’ and any corner i can find looks like something i can grind myself into!!!

ive gotten off like… three times already and its barely afternoon. im insatiable!!! i need someone pushing my head down into my bed, relentlessly pounding into me . its honestly a tragedy and a failure on society’s part that im not being completely filled, taking load after load. >:’(

my fingers arent enough someone please just fuck me so i can go focus and do something useful!!!

I love like a dog. Like yes, I’d love to listen to you talk about your passions. I will sit there with big attentive eyes and wagging my tail while we unpack everything you’ve ever done and will ever do. I want nothing more than to hold your face and breath you in for a while

I love sexually charged conversations where there’s literally nothing happening but both of us know what we’re thinking. Especially when you have to hit the “Yeah” “Yeah?” “Yeah.” You feel me?

not to sexualize transitioning but it’s something about someone telling you about their transition plans, or how they’re about to start it, that’s soooo hot..

like oh? you’re becoming you’re true self? you’re going to become the person you’ve always wanted to be? and you’re telling me???? you’re gonna let me see your journey and changes?!!?? …ehm… yeh that’s cool……. [heavy breathing]

i could totally help you…… grow into the person you’ve always been deep down….. pull them out from deep inside you, they’ve been dying to get out. maybe you can help me with my journey when i start transitioning too [blinking my eyes at you]

i’d help you with your tshots, i’d help you with your surgery recoveries. i’d correct anyone and defend your name, even if you’re too nervous to, because that’s what you deserve. because why wouldn’t you? like GOD seeing someone grow confident and happy with themselves is.. SO! HOT!!

you ever thought to yourself "this better not awaken anything in me" and then it did. like immediately.

faux sympathy is actually evil.

you’re ruining me, i’m shaking, barely coherent, and you have the audacity to say “i know, baby, it’s a lot, huh?” all sweet and condescending like yeah??? obviously??? but are you stopping? no :( you just keep going, all soft and sweet, acting like you feel bad while actively making it worse. it’s sick and i need more of it immediately.

puppymoding so hard that i cant type out the puppy scenarios in my head….. you all get it right ….?

i love when its sunnyyyy yaaaay i want to get married

Little lambs like me do a certain math when it comes to dogs:

The herding dog is small and nimble, they’re my friend! It’s fun even though sometimes they jump on me and nip me

The livestock guardian dog is bigger and fluffier, and they never bite, they love to cuddle with me and lick my head so softly and make sure I’m okay

The wolf over by the fence is even bigger and fluffier than the others, I bet they’re super nice! I should go over so we can be friends too!