“You’re A Disgusting Pervert Aren’t You”

Is it weird I kinda like the idea of being sleep deprived (like haven't slept in days and am barely functioning) and having someone fuck me slow and lovingly until I inevitably pass out. Then they can use me however they want

I just played 'It Is As If You Were Making Love'.

Holy shit it's so hot I can't function properly.

i have a horrible disease that can only be cured with attention and pets and scritches

i’d love to do the bdsm quiz and share the results but it doesn’t have any questions regarding being bred until cum is dripping down my thighs into a puddle for me to grind my boycunt into so it just feels inaccurate

(sexting for the first time) i love you

I'm sorry my stupid gay tail started wagging when I saw you. I'll go .

Little lambs like me do a certain math when it comes to dogs:

The herding dog is small and nimble, they’re my friend! It’s fun even though sometimes they jump on me and nip me

The livestock guardian dog is bigger and fluffier, and they never bite, they love to cuddle with me and lick my head so softly and make sure I’m okay

The wolf over by the fence is even bigger and fluffier than the others, I bet they’re super nice! I should go over so we can be friends too!

helo…… thinking abt bulges.. thinking about pawing at the front of your boxers.. thinking about you shoving my face down on it.. forcing me to press my face into you

im forced to kiss you through your boxers, licking the fabric, begging for you to let me suck you off. whining in anticipation, please you feel so good.. i can feel how hard you are under there..

but you just tell me to be quiet and be grateful, before you shove my face further into your bulge. and im just forced to get high off how good you smell

you have to remember that your icon is who's saying your posts

theres no such thing as tmi to me. i want to live in your ribcage.