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The Gorgon sisters by Yang J

it's me boy, the medieval scribe speaking to you inside your brain. listen to me boy. draw in the margins of your notes instead of paying attention

god if there was a book of forbidden spells I wouldn’t even hesitate

Well I would give a medieval peasant some spaghetti.

"debit or credit?" personality :) (walks out of the store without paying)

the narrative: *starts the third act by repeating a scene from the first act but now it has a totally different context*

me: ohoHOhohoHOHOhoHO

i accidentally hit a bug and totaled my car

Hello tumblr I heard you like changeling stories

I will literally never get over how Jane Austen, in 1813, wrote a man accepting rejection by saying “well women always play hard to get so I’ll take your no as a yes”. And this is still accurate to this day.

your hands are literally instruments of god and you can put them inside of other people btw