Well I Would Give A Medieval Peasant Some Spaghetti.

i do genuinely need to go on some sort of quest this year or i’m going to become evil for real

my job in the leftist commune is babybel unwrapper and everyone wants to fuck me

gay porn splitscreen with minecraft parkour footage

they used to spray me wuith cold water when i tried eating my favorite meal the Lovely potted plant

[looks up at you with my large sad wet eyes] Can i have some dollars for the vending machine. one hundred thousand of them

*shouted between axe swings* where's your whimsy?! I stay silly!! the haters are jealous of my childlike wonder!!!

so....vampirism. by medical definition, an STD. we are agreed, yes?

>hear frantic clicking and the sounds of exertion

>must be a rhythm game player

>genuinely impressed at the apm

>look outside

>crabs are pinching a man to death

me: if I become the evil overlord I will never harm my minions

[5 years later]

highly throwable imp: hoohoohee

me: hmm

Sorry if it’s a little cramped- had to make this all fit in ten photos. Hope you guys like it….. and again…. sorry Andrew

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