Huge Dude Covered In Tattoos, Wearing A Lab Coat: "Hey, Kid. First Day In Evil Scientist Jail? No Problem.

google is it too late? google can i still be saved? google will i be okay?

they used to spray me wuith cold water when i tried eating my favorite meal the Lovely potted plant

im having a moment

hrmm. well hold on now ive been filled with a sudden joy and whimsy for the world

wise duck in my phone, show me how to abandon boundless guilt and shame

Guys, I just drew a dot

be proud of me

when you see this please reblog and make my dot famous

GUYS I GAVE IT A FACE

Edit : GUYS I GAVE IT A TOP HAT

Edit : I GAVE IT ARMS AND LEGS

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to go back to bed

"im gonna treat myself" says me, who has rarely, if ever, denied myself anything

i got my new tetanus shot who wants to play bucket of rusty nails withme ^_^

sniffs you