Im Having A Moment

love is a drug and babygirl, im a faggot

polyamory would not always fix the love triangle. sometimes it would make it much, much worse. but they should do it anyway

Imagine you’re Dracula, enjoying drinking this tasty girl until finally one night you’re like well it’s been fun but she’s pretty much drained I guess it’s time to find another victim and then they just start… filling her back up? I bet he was like holy shit modern medicine is great, what a time to be undead

cock reveal in 12,000 years

yeah as soon as I wake up no longer fatigued for the first time in my life I'll be set

Thought this could fit in well here

I pull the pin and throw the grenade straight up. Then I throw the pin straight up, and it slides right back into the grenade in midair, disarming it. When the grenade lands, it bonks me in the skull, killing me.

rocky horror picture show asks what would happen if frankenstein’s creature knew its purpose from birth. it also asks “what if victor frankenstein did drag and a lot of cocaine” which is a frankly more important question

hrmm. well hold on now ive been filled with a sudden joy and whimsy for the world