I'm Like If An Eccentric Genius Was Fucking Stupid

loooove having friends. Also fond of having enemies. the world is beautiful

it’s monday i’m in the labyrinth

hey girl *starts bleeding out all over ur bathroom floor*

spotify can't shuffle for shit. i shuffle better than you and they laugh me out of card games. pathetic

ever since i was a small child i knew i wanted to have an unemployable skillset

Thought this could fit in well here

I only need $190

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guy who only heard the phrase gaslighting once and is misremembering it: stop fleshlighting me

please don’t be mean to me i will literally be on my deathbed replaying it in my head asking myself why i’m such a unique annoyance to society

what if you went into a bar and the bartender was a fungus-girl and when she gave you your drink she said “you seem like a really fungi!” only some of her spores broke off in the drink and when they reached your stomach they started growing and spreading and entering your bloodstream and at last one reached your brain stem where it planted itself firmly and then your own body started acting against your will and you hiked and you climbed to a very tall place, far above all the foliage, and at last the fungi burst out of your eyes, sprouting into a thousand different intricate colors, and before long a bird girl showed up and started poking at your flesh and you realize in your last moments that this is what it’s all about, you were always meant to join the chain of life only as a single link in some monstrous fungi’s reproductive cycle—and before you can even scream the bird girl plucks your head off with her beak. and and and what if it were like a sexual thing