My Favorite Customer Service Slip Ups

dos anyone want to play cars with me .

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I must not explain the joke. Explaining the joke is the joke-killer. I will face my followers who did not get the joke. I will permit them to pass over me and through me

bloodlust is the best word in the english language. she has everything. sex. violence. assonance. who can compare.

so....vampirism. by medical definition, an STD. we are agreed, yes?

rocky horror picture show asks what would happen if frankenstein’s creature knew its purpose from birth. it also asks “what if victor frankenstein did drag and a lot of cocaine” which is a frankly more important question

god’s strongest soldiers are girls who are constantly overwhelmed by everything. and also girls on the first day of their period

Reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a Croissant (🥐).

Come Over & We Can Hang Out on thr floor

Antblr

🐜 ᵃⁿᵗ⁷¹² ᶠᵒˡˡᵒʷ ᶠᵒᵘⁿᵈ ᵃ ˢᵘᵍᵃʳ 🐝 walter-wasp Follow Nice i am going to eat it i think :3 🐜 ᵃⁿᵗ²⁷³⁶ ᶠᵒˡˡᵒʷ ᵏʸˢ 🐜 ᵃⁿᵗ⁵⁴⁷⁶ ᶠᵒˡˡᵒʷ ᵏʸˢ 🐜 ᵃⁿᵗ⁷⁵⁴³ ᶠᵒˡˡᵒʷ ᵏʸˢ 🐜 ᵃⁿᵗ¹⁵⁹⁶ ᶠᵒˡˡᵒʷ ᵏʸˢ 🐜ᵃⁿᵗ¹²⁸ ᶠᵒˡˡᵒʷ ᵏʸˢ 🐜ᵃⁿᵗ⁷¹⁹⁶ ᶠᵒˡˡᵒʷ ᵏʸˢ ² ᵇᶦˡˡᶦᵒⁿ ᵐᶦᶜʳᵒˢᶜᵒᵖᶦᶜ ⁿᵒᵗᵉˢ

FUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKK i got tomorrow tomorrow