Bloodlust Is The Best Word In The English Language. She Has Everything. Sex. Violence. Assonance. Who

Once I finish killing this guy the cycle of violence will be over, trust me guys

Vibes are off

(the vibes are completely normal but I am overstimulated)

In case anyone is having a bad night:

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

Here are some fun sites

Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3

im getting my oil changed and i heard the mechanic go "tee hee hee". whats happening

i do genuinely need to go on some sort of quest this year or i’m going to become evil for real

hello my name is Very tiny flying insect i see you’ve got an uncovered beverage outdoors. Can i fall into it and kill myself please please please please please please please please please please

girl ur such a vibe can i live inside ur ribcage

[COVERED IN BLOOD] Perhaps the world is slightly brighter having me in it.

I pull the pin and throw the grenade straight up. Then I throw the pin straight up, and it slides right back into the grenade in midair, disarming it. When the grenade lands, it bonks me in the skull, killing me.