Who Up Sexualising The Grotesque

have we tried substance abuse my liege

im like if there was someone who never knew what was happening or going on

I’m sorry but no modern comedy will ever top this

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i disrespect the grind

Incorrect sayings that I use so often I’ve almost forgotten that they’re not the originals:

I have bigger fish to fight

We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it

You can lead a horse to water, but if you drown it you have to walk home

Opening a can of whales

You made your bed, now shit in it

Combining the latter two into the phrase “you opened this can of whales, now lie in it”

love is a drug and babygirl, im a faggot

This sword fight isn’t even that homoerotic dude I think I’m just gonna kill yo,u

The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy.

if I go a day without listening to music I turn into dust

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