Be Honest. My Keysmashing Always Has Too Many Js And Qs In It And Thats Why You Won’t Have Sex With

I’m sorry but no modern comedy will ever top this

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Herbert James Draper (British, 1863-1920)

By Summer Seas, 1912

The End by Artem Chebokha

adult content, adult language, and graphic violence are three beautiful women to me

*shouted between axe swings* where's your whimsy?! I stay silly!! the haters are jealous of my childlike wonder!!!

lucky i wasn’t born with a dick bc i’d get hard from seeing a beautiful body of water

my number one skill is being sooo cute and my number two skill is the ancient curse

wise duck in my phone, show me how to abandon boundless guilt and shame

Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting