I Can Hear Darwin Evolving Down The Chimney Now

Art by Artem Chebokha

your hands are literally instruments of god and you can put them inside of other people btw

would you guys like to see the greatest beanie baby poem ever written

I pull the pin and throw the grenade straight up. Then I throw the pin straight up, and it slides right back into the grenade in midair, disarming it. When the grenade lands, it bonks me in the skull, killing me.

i was born with the compulsive need to do my own thang

Fuck that post going around saying "you can have coffee in your story without justifying it :) you don't need to explain everything :)" I want, no, I DEMAND a fully researched ethnobotanical paper on every single food item in your work, if you don't explain to me where did potatoes come from in your fantasy setting or don't explain how the industry of coffee works over interstellar distances with full detail you are doing things wrong and I personally hate you and I hate your stupid story, fuck you

in this baeutiful world. straight up "enjoing it". and by "it". haha. well. let's justr say. My frands

dracula sleeping in his dracula position with hands crossed but he’s holding his boobs

man who opened a parenthesis he forgot to close 4 years ago is tragically unaware everything he's said since has been an aside

Sorry if it’s a little cramped- had to make this all fit in ten photos. Hope you guys like it….. and again…. sorry Andrew

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