Vibes Are Off

“imagine caring so much about fiction” imagine being so lame that you scoff at the timeless human practice of falling in love with art and stories

Top ten numbers that perform cannibalism. Number seven will shock you!

"debit or credit?" personality :) (walks out of the store without paying)

*shouted between axe swings* where's your whimsy?! I stay silly!! the haters are jealous of my childlike wonder!!!

Hot tip: don’t fuck your breakfast

what if you went into a bar and the bartender was a fungus-girl and when she gave you your drink she said “you seem like a really fungi!” only some of her spores broke off in the drink and when they reached your stomach they started growing and spreading and entering your bloodstream and at last one reached your brain stem where it planted itself firmly and then your own body started acting against your will and you hiked and you climbed to a very tall place, far above all the foliage, and at last the fungi burst out of your eyes, sprouting into a thousand different intricate colors, and before long a bird girl showed up and started poking at your flesh and you realize in your last moments that this is what it’s all about, you were always meant to join the chain of life only as a single link in some monstrous fungi’s reproductive cycle—and before you can even scream the bird girl plucks your head off with her beak. and and and what if it were like a sexual thing

my favorite customer service slip ups

cut my life in Two pieces i share it with a friend :) 

My era rn is uncategorizable. The the way I am living is unheard of