"its A Texas Chainsaw Miracle"

sory i bought polymer clay earings from uour wifes etsy store and cast one of her thumprints and used it to access your family safe and i stole your comically large bagof money with dolar signs painted on it

polyamory would not always fix the love triangle. sometimes it would make it much, much worse. but they should do it anyway

rocky horror picture show asks what would happen if frankenstein’s creature knew its purpose from birth. it also asks “what if victor frankenstein did drag and a lot of cocaine” which is a frankly more important question

i don't know man, i just wish that we could [suddenly realising i'm coming dangerously close to expressing a real and earnest thought instead of filtering everything through several layers of intangible running bits] blow up the entire world. or something.

hrmm. well hold on now ive been filled with a sudden joy and whimsy for the world

google is it too late? google can i still be saved? google will i be okay?

Early morning are so beautiful it's so mean that they put them in the early morning

its quite easy to make noises. oouugghhhh. aaaaauuuhhh. uwaaaaaaa. awawaaa. it comes naturally to me

your hands are literally instruments of god and you can put them inside of other people btw