I Don't Know Man, I Just Wish That We Could [suddenly Realising I'm Coming Dangerously Close To Expressing

i need to (remembers that suicide jokes only hurt yourself and those around you) fag it up

i got my new tetanus shot who wants to play bucket of rusty nails withme ^_^

me: if I become the evil overlord I will never harm my minions

[5 years later]

highly throwable imp: hoohoohee

me: hmm

they don't know about my infinite milk laundering scheme

Behold ✨ Dancing Isopods ✨

Silly thing I did for a secret santa last year.

bloodlust is the best word in the english language. she has everything. sex. violence. assonance. who can compare.

hello my name is Very tiny flying insect i see you’ve got an uncovered beverage outdoors. Can i fall into it and kill myself please please please please please please please please please please

my number one skill is being sooo cute and my number two skill is the ancient curse

dracula sleeping in his dracula position with hands crossed but he’s holding his boobs

love is a drug and babygirl, im a faggot