This is what I do when I'm bored 😅
Rizzo really went through so much crap in the 90's muppet movies.
The next part will be the other half of this movie, then I'll do Treasure Island, and finally Muppets from space.
Get Jackson🧑🔬 a freaking Oscar 🏆for all the lying 🤥 he did in this movie🍿🎥.
If he was Pinocchio, his nose👃would be out the door🚪, around the world🗺️, plus an extra 12 feet. 🤥🤥🤥🤥🌍🌎🌏
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Police: "what are you 🫵doing here? 👁️👄👁️What happened to the blue 🔵 guy🧍♂️?"
Jackson: "oh you mean that loud 🔊, rude🖕, crude🙄, jerky 😠 monster 🧌 with terrible🤬 taste👅 in music 🙅🔇😒" 🥸(not Jackson💛 roasting🔥🔥🔥 Holt💙 like that 😂)
Police: "that's the one👍!"☑️👮🏻♂️😤😾
Jackson: "🥸I was uh🤔... see 👁️👓👁️I was minding🧠 my own business💼🚶, and he grabbed me 😵and he threw🔵🤾💨 me in here🔒!" 🤥
Police: "but how did he get out of the cell?" 🧐🤨
Jackson: "it.. uh...😵💫All happened so fast💨 I didn't see🧑🦯" 🫣🫠🤥 "but🍑-but🍑 don't monster's🧟 have 🔮🪄powers🪄🔮 and stuff?? I mean maybe 🤷his was... Unlocking🔓 doors🚪?😰" 🤔🫣🤥🤥🤥🤥
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Police: "I'm gonna run🏃 this nice 👍young man🧒 back🔙 to school." 👮♂️🏫🚸
Jackson: "⁉️ I beg 🙏🧎your pardon?"😵💫😵😵💫 😵
Police: "That's where the blue🔵boy🧒 grabbed☑️ you from, right☑️?.... I mean, 🫵You weren't 🚫 cutting✂️ class🎩, were you?"🤨🤨🤨🧐
Jackson: "No.🙅 No! 🏫School! That's where I was! 👍☑️ Studying! 🧑🏫Big test!📝 Big test!🧑🔬" 😮💨🫠 🤥🤥🤥🤥
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Lilith: "keep your eyes👁️👁️peeled🍌 for this🔵monster🧌. He broke💔out of jail 🚔and is considered🧠very dangerous🌋."
Jackson: 😱😰😨😬😬😬😶🌫️
Claire: "He's kinda cute"🫢🤭🤷🏻♀️🫦
Lilith and Jackson: 🤢🤢🤮🤮 "EEEEWWW!"🤮🤮🤢
Lilith: "you must be joking" 🤡🤡
Jackson: (Sweats 💦😰😨😟😟😰)
Lilith: "You🫵and the blue🔵kid 🧒have the same piercing💍. What are you🫵, a monster🧌 too 🤔?"
(Lilith and Claire laugh)
Jackson:🧍👁️👄👁️😳😮😱... 😑😐😑😐
Jackson: 😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😅
Claire and Lilith: ⁉️❓❓
Jackson: "😂That's funny!!🤡🥸 Me a monster🧌?! 🤣🤣🤣 Oh! You slay💅me!" 💀 🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥
Lilith and Claire: ❓👁️👄👁️❓🤷🏼♀️❓🤷🏻♀️❓
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Claire: "Jackson! 😤 What's your 🧠damage🤕dude?!" 😠
Jackson: "😵💫😧 I am so 🙇 sorry! 😣 Oh! 😩 Man!😮 It's like...😵Um...👀 I just have this... 👀👀 Well... 🤔 I have this condition! 🤒Yeah! 😆A condition! 😷 And it's called…💡Jecklington's💡! And every so often ⏱️ I'll just... you know🧠🤕, flare up!🔥🎇 (Shakes🕺🕺🕺)" 🤥🤥🤥
Claire and Chad: 😱 👁️👄👁️
Jackson: " like for no reason! 🙅 And I mean, it gets really ❌bad❌ sometimes⏳!... 🤧🤧There's no cure🤧🤧🚫💉💊🚫🤧🤧…😞😩😭😔" 🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥
Claire and Chad: 🥺🥺🥺🥺
...
(music starts playing 🎵🎶🎺🎼🥁)
Jackson: "I- uh💫 I-uh... 😨😱 I feel another🕺flare🔥 up coming!" 🏃💨💨💨
🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥
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🙍💛 ➕ 🎼🎶🎸🎵 ➕ ❌🎧❌ = 🧑🎤💙
I saw this post on Twitter and this is so BIG BRAIN! 🧠🧠🧠 SUCH AN AWESOME IDEA! 🤯😆
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I'd be sooooo happy with either a Holt Hyde🔥🧑🎤, Jackson Jekyll 🧑🔬🧪or an Operetta🎤👄!
Part 5 of my could Sam and Dean defeat/survive series. Find other polls here:
Light Yagami / A Quiet Place / Carrie / Psycho / The Ring / Carrie / Psycho / Alien / The Shining / Mean Girls / Hocus Pocus / Rocky Horror / Midsomer / IT / Jurassic world /
HE wANts tO iMPreSs HeR! 😭😆
As soon as Abbey shows up Heath sets the board on fire! He lost focus and heated up! 🤭🔥🔥😳
Look at that big goofy grin!!! 😁🤭📸📸🤪
He said it! He freaking admitted it was all for Abbey out loud!
And Howleen call him out on his crush! It's too late buddy, cats out of the bag!
And then he becomes embarrassed and denies his feelings....
...And sets the whole place on fire...
(if your confused, heath was stuck in a locker. (Now you know what Jackson's life is like😤).)
But also Abbey's Heath senses were tingling
She likes him the way he normally is 🥺🥺🥺
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I imagine Erik just spends his free time moping and crying over Christine, which drives Operetta up the wall!
I believe this is why she spends most of her time in the school's catacombs.
Slade really likes to pretend Rose doesn't exist 😭 Joey is definitely the favorite🥺 And Grant is just a disappointment 😂
Alternative post:
Everyone ALWAYS forgets Grant exists 😭🥲😂
In all film/show adaptations of that family I have yet to see Grant. He's always excluded! Written out of the story. So Slade only has TWO kids Joey and Rose!
Grant who? I guess 🤷♀️😞🪦💀
FRIDAY 12: Bicycle Lessons w/Jackson Jekyll - I always wished to learn but never had the opportunity. Jackson is so very kind to take the time to teach me.
Frankie trying to choose her next crush. 🙄
Looking at you Andy and Archer. 😒 (I did like Andy in the movie just FYI).
Guess what movie I just watched for the first time!
This is part of my could Sam and Dean Winchester survive series! I have about 20 other parts on my page! 🫣
Hey I'm Podado-T! She/her Asexual! I'm just going to post all my random memes and hyper fixations here cause I want to get it out there! (Which right now I'm in a Major DC Comics brain rot🧠!) 110% SFW! Thank you! My art account: @podado-t-art
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