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Let’s talk about The New Teen Titans!
Some of the reasons I love the New Teen Titans! 🫣🤭
All the (New) Teen Titans have Daddy Issues…
Dick Grayson: Witnesses both parents dying in front of him. Then he was adopted by the most EMOTIONALLY CONSTIPATED MAN in the entire universe.
Koriand’r: Her parents sold her into slavery to save her home planet. THEN her Dad call her home only to say the enslavers have left BUT Tamaran is about to break out into civil war and they NEED her to marry some guy she’s never met. Even though she was dating Dick and her FATHER WAS AWARE BUT DIDN’T CARE. He pressured her into a union she didn’t want and she lost her lover because he refused to be a side piece to a married woman. Also her sister sucks.
Raven: Her dad is literally a rock in her head, AKA Trigon. Say less.
Garfield Logan: His father experimented on him, saving his life but turing him green and giving him powers. Then his parents promptly drowned in a river. Then he went through foster care. Brought into the Doom patrol and raised by yet another emotionally constapated father figure.
Victor Stone: Mom? Dead. Dad? Scientist who saved his life after an accident, but turned his own kid into a half robot. Painfully. And against his will. He couldn’t play the sports he loved anymore and he felt like a freak.
Joseph Wilson: His dad is the reason he is Mute. He comes from the most dysfunctional family in DC, with his dad being an assassin for higher who wants to kill all of Joey’s friends. An older brother who died, and a sister who his dad pretends doesn’t exist. His dad is “Death Stroke.” Say less.
Donna of Troy: Parents? Nope. She was saved from a house fire by wonder woman who brought her to live with the Amazons.
Cursed New Teen Titans Memes
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Part 2: Teen Titans cursed memes: https://www.tumblr.com/podado-t-art/722895209355182080/part-1-new-teen-titans-cursed-memes
Rose doesn't even get to have her picture up there 😂😂
🤟Joseph Wilson🤟Existing
Me:
I love this boy so much! Jericho will always have my heart! 😘🥰🤟💕🥺
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He's great Sign representation! Proof that Sign language can be used by more than Just Deaf people! But those who are mute as well!
I hate it when writers just take the easy way and make him able to telepathically communicate with others instead of signing. ASL is such a beautiful language (I'm minoring in it) and is very important to me!!!
🪩🕺🏻Discowing🕺🏻🪩 existing
Everyone:
Me:
I actually really like the Discowing suit!
I didn't realize that this suit was call Discowing by the fans till recently and disliked by many. Though, I do understand why some people don't like it!
Maybe I'm just nostalgic because New Teen Titans "Judas Contract" was the first DC comic I ever read 🤷♀️
I do also like Dick's finger striped suit! But you can't change my mind! And you can't go wrong with he classics!
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Though I do think the Discowing-cycle is too far 🏍️🛵🚙 😭🤣🤣
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The comments on this post gonna be like:
Dad of the year everyone 🏆
I'm putting in my bid up for DC's most dysfunctional family... And it's not the Waynes...
Slade really likes to pretend Rose doesn't exist 😭 Joey is definitely the favorite🥺 And Grant is just a disappointment 😂
Alternative post:
How DC treats the Wilson kids...
Everyone ALWAYS forgets Grant exists 😭🥲😂
In all film/show adaptations of that family I have yet to see Grant. He's always excluded! Written out of the story. So Slade only has TWO kids Joey and Rose!
Grant who? I guess 🤷♀️😞🪦💀
🎪Dick Grayson🤸🏻: So Joseph, how do your powers work?
🤫Joseph Wilson🤟:
He really says:
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Dad of the year everyone 👏
Slade has a favorite... and Joseph is definitely it. 🥺👼
Grant who? I guess🤷♀️ 😂
Say what you want about them, but the Wilson family has i m p e c c a b l e taste in aliases.
Ravager? Deathstroke? Jericho? Twilight? Terminator? Legacy? Respawn? (I got half of these from the wiki, so don’t come after me if they’re wrong.)
Unbelievably badass.