Merry My Chemical Romance Yo Gabba Gabba Performance To You!

mcr tour theory (because i’m crazy and we all just brushed over this)

getting my thoughts out on this because waiting until august 29th is actually killing me. i am an mcr5 truther, and here are some of my thinkings:

- the tour title is strange. i saw someone point this out a few months back, but it really got me thinking. the tour title isn’t “long live the black parade”— it’s ““long live”: the black parade”. those quotations indicate a separate title, and the colon signifies some kind of relation or ownership. why ISN’T it a general “long live the black parade”???? makes me wonder if it’ll be a black parade sequel of sorts with a continuation of lore. “the black parade” is the name of the album, but it’s also the name of the fictional, in-universe band. “the black parade” is technically a self-titled album. if you think that the lore continuation sounds stupid and crazy, look at tyler the creator. his albums have lore continuation, and it’s cool and people love it. but honestly, all of the things they’re putting randomly in quotations in those instagram captions are strange. “the concrete age”, “good boy”, and “opera”??????? those sound pretty song title-y to me.

- too many strange coincidences about a specific tour date.

THE JERSEY SHOW??? this show is #5 on the tour, first of all. smack dab in the middle. second of all, why does this show start at 5:15? all of the other shows start at either 6:00 or 7:00 pm. 5:15?? why is it 45 minutes earlier than the other shows, and was the :15 necessary??? I THINK SO. stick with me here. you can divide 15 by 5 a total of 3 times. now, if we add those 3 to the 1 from the starting hour and 1 from the number show on tour, we get 5 FIVES. on top of this, it’s in JERSEY?? MCRS ORIGIN??????? SOMETHINGGGG is going to happen at mcr nj.

in conclusion, mcr5 is real, it’s connected to the black parade, and it’s probably getting announced in new jersey.

it’s him…el pollo hermano

Truly obsessed with this image

JOLLY news from the zones tumbleweeds: it looks like jet-star and the kobra kid had a RIDE with RUDOLPH that went all NORTH POLE and uh, got themselves MILK, COOKIES out on SANTA’S SLEIGH. so it’s time to hit the MAILBOX and SEND YOUR LETTERS TO SANTA. keep your GIFTS WRAPPED, keep your STOCKINGS HUNG, and CAROL with your mask on if you’ve got to. here is the traffic 🦌🛷🎅🏽🎄🌵🏜️

I wish I was a muppet so I could flail uncontrollably with no consequences. And for the scrunch

Jason accidentally messing up during his solo :]

not marrying until i find someone like atticus finch

when i was younger i watched yo gabba gabba the mcr hyperfixation was inevitable

i love wes anderson's regulars because if i was a famous director i too would only do stuff with my friends and include them in everything i do

Dmitri might’ve gotten that Oscar but M. Gustave still has “Boy with Apple” bitch