middle aged man tries to dance. 100 injured 50 dead
for me marvins last name is like those bits in cartoons when something absurdly comedic happens and we cant listen what the characters are saying. Like 'Hey nice to meet you, my name is marvin- *an absurdly loud bus passes by causing the audience to not hear the last name but somehow the other character catches it*. 'The reservation is under the name marvin- *the saxophonist playing at the restaurant has an incredibly loud solo*. 'Im whizzer brown and he is marvin- *someone sneezes and the conversation swiftly moves on*. 'My name is marvin btw, marvin- *the scene drastically changes*. like its supposed to make the audience mad they don't have this minuscule and useless piece of information just cause the writers dont want to share it.
I enjoyed Breaking Bad, but I would’ve enjoyed it more if Skyler White violently beat Walter to death with a baseball bat in full HD
JOLLY news from the zones tumbleweeds: it looks like jet-star and the kobra kid had a RIDE with RUDOLPH that went all NORTH POLE and uh, got themselves MILK, COOKIES out on SANTA’S SLEIGH. so it’s time to hit the MAILBOX and SEND YOUR LETTERS TO SANTA. keep your GIFTS WRAPPED, keep your STOCKINGS HUNG, and CAROL with your mask on if you’ve got to. here is the traffic 🦌🛷🎅🏽🎄🌵🏜️
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you know i normally fuck with tubi, love that things crazy catalogue, but if you show me that fucking skin hat advertisement one more goddamn time i will not hesitate to uninstall and never use your services again. we are not friends. i will report you for terrorism
watch out when listening to new music! it will sound like the month and year you discovered it in probably forever
Imagine being a feared drug lord that orders the death of children, threatens infant daughters, poisons the Cartel, and runs a huge meth dealing operation and the moniker your rivals know you as is "Chicken Man."