Latest Posts by pollo-hermano - Page 3
When Walt tells Jesse to jump, Jesse asks “How high?”
Walt doesn’t answer, tells him to “just give it a go”
Jesse jumps and Walt beats him into the ground for doing it wrong.
The funniest hyperfixations have gotta be the ones where you watch something and go "this thing is cute. I like it. not sure if Id call it a favorite of mine but its definitely enjoyable at least" and then cut to a month later and its completely overtaken your life
Dmitri might’ve gotten that Oscar but M. Gustave still has “Boy with Apple” bitch
Its been a long week. Someone pass me an image of The Character
I talk about my chemical romance in the same way that teenage girls in the 60s talked about the beatles
man this guy is my favourite character (throws rocks at him) (throws rocks at him) (throws rocks at him) (throws rocks at him (thr
I can't stand him. I love him so much I actually can't look at him. It effects me physically like I have to kill him with hammers immediately. I have a smash a barrel . over his head
Hilarious that Mike hated Walt so much that his final words were to tell him to shut the fuck up.
you know i normally fuck with tubi, love that things crazy catalogue, but if you show me that fucking skin hat advertisement one more goddamn time i will not hesitate to uninstall and never use your services again. we are not friends. i will report you for terrorism
very big fan of when shows put wigs on actors and say ‘yeah. That’s him when he was younger fuck you’. No anti aging ai, no teen actor hired. Just. The same guy with a fuckass wig
u ever have on mutuals whos so deep in another fandom that u know absolutely zero about and they make posts that look like they speaking another language or some shit
this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] start a meth empire that ruins the lives of half of albuquerque
I love u so much hr the best person ever
aww tysm 🥰🥰🥰
word has come down that they want me to go to mexico. it’s what you’d call a rock-and-a-hard-place situation.
you can love a character and still admit when they’re wrong. i love claudia but can acknowledge her flaws (she has none) and can hold her accountable for her wrongdoings (she’s never done anything wrong in her life) and call her out for her actions (which are always correct).
watch out when listening to new music! it will sound like the month and year you discovered it in probably forever
Showing up to the audition to play the biggest liar ever and very obviously lying is so incredibly funny that I would honestly hire him for it
when i get a boy that i love a lot im going to make his ringtone the dancing queen by abba too
local man whos got the loneliest feeling
a trio that stood on business
except it has the worst possible quality Hello
“i’m gay” “i’m straight” okay??? i believe??? that god has a plan for all of us??? i believe??? that plan involves me getting my own planet??? and i believe??? that the current president of the church, thomas monson, speaks directly to god??? i am a mormon??? and dang it??? a mormon just believes???