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GOOD OMENS (2019-) 2.01 | DOCTOR WHO (2005-) 2.11

Losing my mind over this article

FOOD HUBRIS BY COUNTRY america: believes their shitty local burger chain is a once-in-a-lifetime culinary experience because their mayo includes onion paste canada: if your poutine tastes better than the styrofoam plate it comes on you will discover the cold rage that lies under the canadian's polite exterior united kingdom: despite thriving and unique fusion cuisines spreading from the UK to the rest of the world in recent decades, when asked to think of 'british food' the average UK citizen will start a fight over whether cold beans with a modest side of white bread is haute cuisine france: McDo Ortolan Bunting italy: extremely mad about american versions of italian food. blissfully ignorant of what happens in brazil brazil: if the scientific genius applied to making cronenbergian pizzas were applied to anything else, brazilians would all be commuting to jobs on the moon. They have pizza that can feel pain russia: obviously mayonnaise is the perfect topping for all foodstuffs, this is solved. The question is what to put on top of mayonnaise, and it might never be answered germany: less a joke than a fact: the single most produced numbered Volkswagen part is a standardized currywurst

One of the ballsiest things Tolkien ever did was write 473k words about some hobbits called frodo, sam, merry, and pippin and then write in the appendices that their names are actually maura, ban, kali, and razal. 

Iconic 👌

Liebs, wie Andreas Fröhlich im Bobcast über ~den Kuss~ beim seltsamen Wecker live spricht.

quasi alle vom Team im Hintergrund waren dagegen, aber Jens und Andreas wollten das unbedingt machen. Es hat auch so keiner wirklich geglaubt, dass sie es tatsächlich machen, aber...

manche Leute im Publikum haben komisch geguckt. Jens und Andreas haben daraufhin umso wilder rumgeknutscht und wenn das kein mood ist, weiß ich auch nicht.

der Kuss hat sich quasi von Show zu Show gesteigert, am Ende soll wohl auch die Zunge mit im Spiel gewesen sein

Andreas erzählt, dass es unheimlich viel Spaß gemacht hat und er es einfach nur toll fand. Es gäbe nichts schöneres, als da rumzuknutschen und dann wird gejubelt und Leute stehen sogar auf.

They’re in love, your honour.

marauders au where everything is the same except THEY ARE ALL WOMEN!!!

also notes app pencil >> any procreate brush

in case the writing is too small:

S: “you are one of the rudest, most vulgar girls i’ve ever met”

R: “y’know how i feel about flattering, love”

S: “let’s snog”

R: “ha. ha. very funny”

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S: “‘morning gals~” “oof-“

R: “try waking up looking like shite like a normal human being, princess”

P: “agreed.”

J: “good morning ladies! how are my favourite girls doing?”

R: “your favourite girl is probably cursing you at the slytehrin table. her sister, however, is being a pain in the ass-“

S: “I JUST WOKE UP! and what do you mean she’s her favourite??”

THE GIRL IN QUESTION:

R: “fuck potter and her stupid fucking glasses and her shitty piercing and fuck her stupid smile and messy hair-“

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R: “what are you doing?”

J: “stargazing”

R: “that’s cheesy, even for you”

J: “anything to make you blush”

R: “…idiot”

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ARGUING

S: “you wanna kiss me so bad it makes you look stupid!”

R: “…”

they both wanted to kiss, actually. and they’re both stupid, too.