Losing My Mind Over This Article

watching agatha all along and heartstopper back-to-back is so great like i get to watch joe locke fight for his life by playing the guitar with a stab wound and then turn around and watch him being soft with his boyfriend on the beach. and there are canon lesbians in both. life is so magical.

“It’s literally impossible to be a woman.

You are so beautiful, and so smart, and it kills me that you don't think you're good enough. Like, we have to always be extraordinary, but somehow, we're always doing it wrong?

You have to be thin, but not too thin, and you can never say you wanna be thin. You have to say you wanna be healthy, but also, you have to BE THIN.

You have to have money, but you can't ask for money because that's crass.

You have to be a boss, but you can't be mean.

You have to lead, but you can't squash other people's ideas.

You're supposed to love being a mother, but don't talk about your kids all the damn time.

You have to be a career woman, but also, always be looking out for other people.

You have to answer for men's bad behavior, which is INSANE, but if you point that out, you're accused of complaining!

You're supposed to stay pretty for men, but not so pretty that you tempt them too much or that you threaten other women because you're supposed to be a part of the sisterhood, but ALWAYS STAND OUT and ALWAYS BE GRATEFUL. But never forget that the system is rigged, so find a way to acknowledge that but ALSO, always be grateful!

You have to never get old. Never be rude. Never show off. Never be selfish. Never fall down. Never fail. Never show fear. Never get OUT OF LINE. It's too hard! It's too contradictory, and nobody gives you a medal or says 'thank you!' And it turns out, in fact, that not only are you doing everything wrong, but also, everything is your fault.

I'm just so tired of watching myself, and every single other woman tie herself into knots, so that people will like us.

And if all of that, is also true for a doll just representing a woman, then I don't even know." -Gloria the barbie movie

this is it. this is exactly it oh my god.

my favourite ship dynamic is “me and the bad bitch i pulled by being autistic” but you can’t tell which is which

mein Pitch für den nächsten deutschen ESC-Beitrag:

1. in der NDR-Kantine wird eine große Deutschlandkarte aufgestellt

2. Peter Urban darf zum Abschied und zum Dank für all die Jahre einen Dartpfeil darauf abwerfen

3. in der so ausgewählten Gemeinde wird in der örtlichen Musikschule die Gruppe der musikalischen Früherziehung damit beauftragt, einen Marsch zu komponieren

4. durch ein weiteres deutschlandweites Zufallsverfahren wird ein Spielmannszug ausgewählt (aus einer Ortschaft mit max. 3000 Einw.), der zum ESC nach Stockholm reist

5. die Noten des Marschs werden 5 Minuten vor dem Auftritt erstmals an die Mitglieder des Spielmannszugs ausgehändigt (während der Proben spielt der Spielmannszug den Helenenmarsch)

6. zum Auftritt wird in der gesamten Veranstaltungshalle das Putzlicht eingeschaltet, alle Monitore/LED-Wände bleiben ausgeschaltet

7. der Spielmannszug marschiert innerhalb der drei Minuten einmal von links nach rechts über die Bühne, Uniform/Trachten/Banner werden wie nach Tradition üblich getragen

8. der amtierende Schützenkönig trägt auf die Marschmelodie Auszüge aus der Satzung eines ebenfalls zufällig ausgewählten deutschen Kleingartenvereins vor

9. der im Heimatort des Spielmannszuges ansässige Metzger (sofern nicht im Spielmannszug oder amtierender Schützenkönig, in diesen Fällen hat er für adäquate Vertretung zu sorgen) verkauft während des Auftritts am Bühnenrand frische Bratwürste vom Holzkohlegrill an die Hallengäste

Propaganda I AM falling for:

More art tutorials by Disney artists Griz and Norm Lemay

odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

My inner introvert is screaming 😂😂😂

The Marauders

Sirius’s so hot omg