the way she had to turn the comments off...this shouldn't be controversial 😭
Merlin: I never know whether I should use ‘farther’ or ‘further’
Leon: ‘farther’ is for physical distance and ‘further’ is for metaphorical distance
Morgana: And ‘father’ is for Emotional distance.
Gwen: morgana nO-
Arthur: no, no she’s got a point.
These are various different ships and friendships, I’ve tried to keep a little variety, though almost all of them are canon era (there are only a few that aren’t) 😁 Non of them are ridiculously graphic in terms of smut, but there may be the occasional small bits and pieces. Some have very hefty trigger warnings. Always read the tags, kids.
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my favorite good-advice-in-the-form-of-a-meme was back on my dash so here’s this in honor of my favorite real winner
Ok so I finished Atyd.. when am I going to be mentally well again?
A version of BBC Merlin where Arthur is related to both sisters by way of their mother, like in most of the legends. Arthur gets an absolute KICK out of telling potential suitors that one of his sisters is a lesbian but he won’t tell them which one, so these poor fuckers are left shooting in the dark. They assume that maille-wearing, tourney-fighting, murder-happy Morgause is the lesbian, and pretty, dainty, decorous Morgana is straight, but then they get shot the FUCK down when they try it. Morgana pulls a dinner knife on one of said poor bastards when he touches her shoulder, and then she has to go hunt down her fucking dumbass of a brother and tell him slowly and clearly, “If you do not tell these motherfuckers that I am a lesbian and to not flirt with me, I will tell Morgause to finish what she started in the tourney ring and I will mount your stupid head above my fireplace for Gwen and I to throw stuff at.” Arthur still doesn’t tell them. And when they come crawling away from Morgause’s wrath after trying to put the moves on her, they’re like, “I thought you said only one of them was a lesbian?” and Arthur, the little bastard, just smiles and says, “I did. Morgause is ace.” And then Merlin smacks him upside the head.
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Schwul????
Natürlich. Immer doch.
mostly reblogs - honestly, I can’t keep this organised. 🇩🇪🏳️🌈(they/she) Doctor Who - ??? - Maurauders - Merlin - Wednesday - and loads more
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