Schwul????

Deutsche, schlechte Valentinskarten, anyone?

take my uquiz please and thank you

I love these comics by Nathan W. Pyle.

making jegulus fanart is switching between the taylor swift playlist and the lana del rey one depending on which idiot you’re drawing

Bin auf Die Wilden Hühner gestoßen… tbh my favourite ship (Sprotte x Frieda)

die wilden hühner: sprotte x frieda (leben auf dem hof von mona) source: x x x x x x 

musical lines so sad i’ll never recover

- “you knew all along i couldn’t do it.. vote for myself.”

- “in their eyes i see you alexander, i see you every time!”

- “say hi to god.”

- “always be seventeen!”

- “but i hope my son will know, he’ll never be alone.”

- “touch me when will enough be enough see!”

- “some girls fight hard, some face the trial, some girls were just meant to smile.”

- “abuela? daniela! call 911!”

- “it took a horrible accident for me to realise how goddamn wonderful everything is.”

- “atleast she had the guts to not pretend to be my friend!”

- “i thought my life had meaning.. turns out it didn’t! oh well!”

- “and the captain is pointing.. well who made her captain?!”

- “i did exactly as you said, pa.”

- “i guess this adventure is a little to big for me.”

- “paciencia y fe!”

- “we had a life. she didn’t. i’d take my seventeen years over nothing.”

the barbies, kens, allan and humans

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

I need everyone to see this ABSOLUTE MASTERPIECE

iliad tumblr simulator

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boss is asleep. currently on a quest to steal some wine

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stop reblogging this i'm gonna get caught you fuckers

#/srs

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🌻 achilles Follow

hahaha it would be so funny if i got so deathly drunk my hot doctor boyfriend had to escort me to the infirmary and pin me down so i dont end up stabbing someone and holding me by the hair to force my chin up and make me drink medicine hahahahaha

#please #pleaseee #i am so gay rn

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i miss my wife

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🦢 helen Follow

currently having the time of my life. everything is great. except my new husband. i hope he dies

#captive princess life

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🐌 patrokloss Follow

never thought id have to say this but please do not try to make homemade wine with random shit you find on the woods ?? a guy just died

#psa #medicine

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guys im gonna be honest the worst thing to ever happen in my life was my brother coming back

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:((

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you are literally on my DNI. this is your fifth account. please go away

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why are all the animals coughing to death?

#is this normal #vets of tumblr answer me

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these trojans ain't shit 😂😂😂 we'll be winning this easy fr

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girl help it's been ten years

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being haunted by visions can be very fun actually

#therapist told me to be positive #trying

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hello

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stop telling me to kill myself???

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i hope you nerds name men on men attraction after me when i die

#if this doesnt happen then what is the point

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