Posessed-by-a-unicorn - My Respective Thoughts (and Other Shit)

Thirteen in ‘The Witchfinders’

I know because we’re all the same. We want certainty, security, to believe that people are evil or heroic. But that’s not how people are. You want to know the secrets of existence? Start with the mysteries of the heart. I can show you everything if you stop being afraid of what you don’t understand.

people don’t spray paint “bad wolf” in cryptic areas like they used to

hot take: 

Gloin is the sexiest dwarf by dwarf standards.

Kili is the sexiest dwarf by elf standards.

Thorin is the sexiest dwarf by human standards

& Bombur is the sexiest dwarf by hobbit standards

Schwul????

Natürlich. Immer doch.

WOMEN (thats it... thats the tweet)

kept teasing to a minimum ^ best friend ^ vllt muss das nochmal ein paar von den heutigen ddf autoren gezeigt werden

People being like "why is Ken just Ken" and thinking it's a gimmick for girl bossing Barbie clearly never watched Barbie Life in the Dream House because if they had they'd know that Ken is a very smart and capable guy but chooses to dedicate his life to Barbie because he loves her. He literally has a sixth sense for if Barbie is unhappy or needs something and will drop everything to help/cheer her up. Ken chooses not to pursue careers like Barbie does because it would interrupt his Barbie time. Ken is a self imposed trophy husband and I won't let people question his decision!