The Super Bowl Or Whatever I'm Not American

PHINEAS AND FERB ARE BACK??

People who think sheep are killed for their wool are so hilarious to me. Does your barber slit your throat whenever you get a haircut?? Are you a returning customer to Sweeney Todd? Lmao it grows back, fools.

Roxy decided that she needed to be in the photo

Coming into a fandom late

GUYS. DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN WRITE CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE FICS ON AO3

my mum just called "scrolling on Tumblr" "scrumbling"

“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

good morning to these talented husbands who are both called david and wear the same outfits and to them ONLY