Everyone Please Behold This Baby Tree:

im trying to go to sleep but i cannotttttt stop thinking about this and laughing

but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol

This is the unsolvable mystery. One does not win, they keep going, doing more and more flips until it creates an infinite loop, a new energy source emerges. It's like the cat with a buttered toast spinning for eternity. No one can stop them now.

nightwing and daredevil are in a competition to see who can do the most useless gymnastics routine during a serious fight who would win

i make myself laugh

need this on a t shirt

Roxy decided that she needed to be in the photo

My friends who just got their first glasses: i need this highly expensive special cloth to wipe them, I also have this eyeglass cleaner from the same company, did you know you shouldn't use your t shirt unless it's specifically soft

Me who's worn glasses since middle school: *slaps soap onto the glasses and washes them in the sink then wipes them with toilet paper* what

GUYS. DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN WRITE CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE FICS ON AO3