A Little Brown Bunny Was So Kind And Sweet It Stretched Its Whole Body Out And Got Long Enough To Go

the "canon isn't real we make our own rules" to "i am begging you people to revisit the source material" pipeline

my coffin shaped locket is the perfect size to fit one singular ibuprofen

can we all agree that pressing foreheads together is an underrated act of affection??

stepped on a plum (overripe plum) (barefoot) it was on the driveway got out of the car and accidentally (didn't know it was there) stepped on the plum (warm) (on the ground) (it had fallen from the tree) barefoot (no shoes) wearing long pants (too long) (need to hem them) plum viscera got on them (the pants) unexpected plum on the driveway (hot plum) (97 degrees out) already super hungover (throwing up all morning) (should not have been driving at all) and I stepped out of the car (black car) (97 degrees out) and onto the plum (unexpected) (didn't know the plum was there) and it burst (plum nightmare on my only good pair of sweatpants) still we find ways to keep ourselves going from day to day

Drew the Halloween boop cats

need this on a t shirt

I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked you

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Reblog, click the picture, and prepare for battle.