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I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest
Do it for the meme. http://blinkingguy.com
the thing is that childhood doesn't just end when you turn 18 or when you turn 21. it's going to end dozens of times over. your childhood pet will die. actors you loved in movies you watched as a kid will die. your grandparents will die, and then your parents will die. it's going to end dozens and dozens of times and all you can do is let it. all you can do is stand in the middle of the grocery store and stare at freezers full of microwave pizza because you've suddenly been seized by the memory of what it felt like to have a pizza party on the last day of school before summer break. which is another ending in and of itself
Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms
No offense but where are the male porn bots
me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home
me when I get home:
i make myself laugh
drake?
odysseus absolutely does present a threat to penelope if he perceives her as at all unfaithful, and i feel the unfairness of this, and i think people tend to undersell how much tension at least potentially exists between odysseus and penelope. but i'm also like. his reaction, all speculation aside, his actual reaction in the odyssey to her flirting with the suitors is delight, because he immediately ascertains that she is running a con. sorry that they're so in-sync in spite of the forces that try to drive a wedge between them, including their own misgiving hearts. sorry that they invented homophrosyne ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
The duality of "If you even imply that being aro or ace condemns someone to a sad and lonely life I will fucking fight you"
and
"being aro and ace is the most isolating thing I will ever experience"
I haven’t been able to get the full video but we just celebrated one of our steam locomotives turning 145 by chucking a chocolate cake into her firebox
Happy Leland Melvin Day!!!
Happy Internacional Asexuality Day y’all!!
I shall celebrate it with something completely unexpected: cake ✨
the daily ritual
Every day I learn something new about queer history.
calm down guys, it's only the 8th
Tumblr Holidays:
• March 14th: Pi Day
• March 15th: Ides of March
• April 1st: April Fools Day and Mishapocalypse Memorial Day
• April 13th: Homestuck Day
• April 20th: Weed Day
• September 8th: Queen Elizabeth Killed By Sans Undertale Day
• November 5th: Destiel Canon Day
People who think sheep are killed for their wool are so hilarious to me. Does your barber slit your throat whenever you get a haircut?? Are you a returning customer to Sweeney Todd? Lmao it grows back, fools.
Let’s not forget to acknowledge Alexandre Dumas this Black History Month
The writer of two of the most well known stories worldwide, The Three Musketeers and The Count of Monte Cristo was a black man.
That’s excellence.
In honor of Ace day, here’s a pretty cheesy comic I made a few years ago as an assignment for an education studies class. The prompt was to address an important issue in education, and at the time I was figuring out my sexuality and also discovering my deep-seated rage over never hearing the term ‘asexual’ in a sex ed class, and with the lack of research in general into the ace-spec experience. The comic is accompanied by quotes from a few of the qualitative studies I did find that interviewed ace folks.
This comic isn’t necessarily about my experience, but the project as a whole was about the need to normalize asexuality and other queer identities in a sex ed/health class context and treat them as REAL. I’d probably do the comic differently today, but I stand by the message overall.
ITS MARCH YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver
ok forget everything else i’ve previously said on the subject - THIS is my favourite star wars behind-the-scenes story:
my coffin shaped locket is the perfect size to fit one singular ibuprofen