Latest Posts by potatofan - Page 2

Shoutout to the U.S. embassies in Austria, Chile, India, and South Korea who have directly ignored orders from the Trump administration in flying the pride flag

YOU'VE JUST BEEN ISEKAI'D!

You know how it is. You were hit by a truck or fell from a great height, and now you're trapped in a fantasy land! Quick, spin this wheel to find out what you've reincarnated as!

Remember to show this to all your friends :)

Small joys on Tumblr:

When your notes make a perfect cat

today's affirmations💌

i grew up in a small rural town where there was one dentist, which i went to from around age 5 whenever my parents had the right insurance/money/time to get me there. anyway when i'm like 20 or so i started having minor issues with my wisdom teeth coming in, but not so severe that this place can't extract them.

so i go in for that and i'm sitting there in the chair and the assistant comes in looking at some paperwork and says "so you've been coming here for a while right?" and i am like "oh yeah since i was a little kid" and she replies "yeah, i thought so, there's one note on your file and it's 'patient likes dinosaurs and bugs'"

Reblog, click the picture, and prepare for battle.

Reminder for when he “saves” it. He was the one who wanted this, and now he gets to be the hero and win favour with young constituents. Don’t give him the credit for fixing his own problem.

I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD

Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house

Peter: thank you, but I can’t

Bartender: why not

Peter:

Bartender:

Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m pregnant

Space Australia

So I was looking at a few of these old posts and started to wonder if anyone has done this but with Gen Z

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—- (Gen) Z:I want to die.

Alien:NO! Are you okay? Are you hurt? Do you need help?

Z:mental help? Yes.

Alien:where do we recieve this? What is it?

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—- Z:*watches a ship explode* Same

Alien:What? I don’t understand.

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—- Z:*looks into space* Wow… that’s as black and dull as my soul right now.

Alien:The soles of your shoes are white???

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——Z:*sees alien* DON’T LAY YOUR EGGS IN ME?

alien:Why would—???

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—-Z:Wow. This looks like that one planet from Star Wars.

Alien:You guys had a space war? When?

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——Z:*sees a dead body* me on the inside

Alien:Yes, you do have a skeleton. Why are you pointing that out?

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——Alien:The vault is empty!

Z:YEET! *throws a wrench*

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—-Human:*having a mental breakdown*

Alien:What… What is this? I thought humans could function on a daily basis.

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—-Gen Z:Some*breaks down door* BODY ONCE TOLD ME

Honestly at this point the star wars Wikipedia is the only thing left that can still make me laugh

A double-bill of Lord of the Rings posts today, this one showing the route of the fellowship from Rivendell to Mordor; one of the most awesome and geekiest posts I’ve ever done.

having a freeze response to stress is so funny in the context of normal adult stressors. millions of years of evolution are trying to tell me that the email will not find me if i stay very still and do nothing

I just discovered foodtimeline.org, which is exactly what it sounds like: centuries worth of information about FOOD.  If you are writing something historical and you want a starting point for figuring out what people should be eating, this might be a good place?

“what are you reading?”

“its a…online book.”

This is the funnest expression ever pulled in all of starwars history

me, as i force a dollar bill into the self-checkout machine: thats right…..good boy……vore president washington

nothing sexier than that picture with the italian players on top of eachother after the win and the english ones going through the 5 stages of grief in the back

Diver convince octopus to trade his plastic cup for a seashell

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.