false prophet (self-diagnosed)
[girl who is a complete loser and has been one her entire life]: actually, loner hermit virgin is just my vibe right now... i'm just curating my vibe okay. that's it. it's just my whole vibe. not a lot of people would get it... whatever
watches a six minute long porn video frowning deeply chin resting on my hand occassionally going hmmmm or jotting down a note. video ends I sigh take off my glasses rub my face. well. what do you even want me to say? it was derivative - even an amateur like yourself must see that.would I call it art? of course I would. a grim reminder that art mustn't necessarily hold any value or vision.
they may be doomed by the narrative but atleast they had gay sex
(gripping bathroom sink) we are all going forward none of us are going back we are all going forward none of us are going back we are all going forward none of us are going back we are all going forward none of us are going back we are all going forward none of us are g
girls when they're addicted to loneliness and desperation it's the strongest emotion they have ever known so their subconscious tells them it's their destiny
And I hope when you look at me years down the line you say I was a faggot and slayed
god loves me but not enough to change me
and is the narrator in the room with us right now?
she call me plato the way I contemplate her cave
i'm such a friend lover. i genuinely believe that my friends are the coolest funniest loveliest most ridiculously joyous people out there! im biased as hell!! i think theyre all rad! and the universe just so happened to slip all these beloved people into my orbit! and vice versa!! wtf!
You are going to laugh until your stomach hurts again. You're going to be in awe of a sunset. Watch your favorite show while you eat your favorite food. Find money on the street. Discover a great band you haven't heard of before. You will find your way back.
We are going to see the most incredible acts of blogging violence committed when they let us add polls onto other people's posts
big fan of repetition in poetry. like hell yeah say that shit again
and are the lazy people who are able to cheat the system and live off benefits comfortably in the room with us right now?
call your girl Bluetooth Speaker the way I made a temporary connection with her that she will always remember
new type of guy who goes into confession booths just to brag to someone abt their accomplishments: applaud me father for I have winned
there is nothing more tragic in life than being in love with a girl who is slightly less in love with you than she is with someone else
Drunkenness is adjacent to holiness
Favorite part of allegory of the cave is when Plato went "It's allegorin' time" and totally caved all over those guys
opens news article. closes three pop up ads. backs out of the survey page i was redirected to. closes a pop up video ad. rejects cookies to make the cookie window go away. dismisses the requests to receive notifications from the website and the offers to sign up for it. dodges ninja lasers and poisonous arrow traps. body of the page is finally visible. i have reached my monthly limit and can’t read the article
i won't lie you guys it's getting a little hard to imagine sisyphus happy :/