Daniel: I Made A Remix Of Hemut Marko's 'I'm Disappointed' Post-race Lectures. Wanna Hear It?

What pleases u in bed?

sleep

Y’all think about those rare times when Batman talks about his sons before they were introduced to the justice league he talks bout his ‘babies’

Batman: ahh yes nightwing, he’s my little boy. Always is full of energy. I love him. He’s just a happy little boy. In fact I have called him here and there he is, my little boy, a bundle of joy he is.

Nightwing: *a fully grown man with the height of 6’0 and almost the size of Batman himself* hey guys :D

JL: that’s not a little boy???

Batman: *pointing to red hood* this is my baby, he’s just a precious baby and I love him so, he is fragile so please don’t make contact. He’s so cute and precious, he’s my precious baby boy.

Redhood: *a 6’2 man, absolutely covered in guns and is the size (if not slightly bigger) then Batman himself, glaring at all of them* don’t talk shit b

Batman: language.

JL: THATS NOT A BABY BOY???

Batman: this is my other son, he is my little genius. He’s so full of innocence and so pure, I love him dearly. Don’t be fooled by that stare, he’s so full of love he can hardly contain it. In fact he is friend shape.

Red robin: *staring down the JL with his Batman glare, already in a fighting stance* I will not hesitate

JL: I do not feel safe

Batman: this is robin, my son. He is very nice, though he might pick at you slightly, he is harmless. He can be prickly be warned but overall he is such a lovely baby and I love him so much

Robin: *gripping his swords, glaring at them ready to fight*

JL: oh my god we’re gonna die

i literally miss daniil kvyat so much. tall long russian man with a weird penchant for boxing. so strangely intelligent for a race car driver who once referred to the barriers next to the swimming pool in monaco as a trampoline. he reads classical literature in his free time and loves metallica. he does a perfect imitation of pierre’s laugh and helmut marko being a dick and romain grosjean shouting on the radio. he torpedoes his way into seb’s car and into our hearts. the best commentator to ever grace f1tv. i miss him so dearly.

Dick: I'm also bi

Alfred: I accept that, but you I will never accept you being a cop.

Made a comic based on this prompt:

https://tumblr.com/salemsvlog/730271411995918336/this-is-how-i-pictured-coach-meeting-eli-whe-he?source=share…

thanks so much @salemsvlog

In honour of today's events let's bring this gem back

Fabio and his collection of F1 drivers

Niall literally worships the ground louis walks on. Confirmed.

Like, literally. This child is sick and it’s freezing and Louis changed into a tank top of his own choice and complains of being cold and even though Niall is sick, he hands his jacket right on over.

But, look. Niall likes making sure Louis is taken care of. Here’s him bribing Louis with food to come over to his house.

But, I mean, I don’t blame him for wanting Louis around all the time because Niall honest to God thinks Louis is the funniest goddamned person on the entire planet. Like, I swear, Louis could say “fart,” and after Niall recovers from laughing for at least 15 minutes, he’d start raving that Louis needs to become a stand up comic. I mean, look at how hard Louis makes Niall laugh with like little to no effort.

He literally died here for a minute from laughing so hard.

Niall just loves Louis so much. Like, he blindly follows and listens to him no matter what.

Oh, Louis wants me to go this way? Okay, I’ll do that.

Louis wants me to get down on my hands and knees on dirty concrete to hit a ball with my head? Yeah, sure!

And Louis makes Niall do RIDICULOUS things on stage. Like, cartwheels and all of sorts of shit, and Niall KNOWS it’s ridiculous.

He complains and yet HE DOES IT ANYWAY.

And don’t even get me started on this kid’s Twitter.

Hero and inspiration.

WHAT THIS HAPPENED YEARS AGO AND I STILL DON’T???? And how much you wanna bet Niall started singing Jungle Book with him? And then was like, “Alright, Lou. C’mon in, then.” 

aRE YOU SURE YOU’RE OKAY ON YOUR OWN????? LOUIS IS THE OLDEST LOUIS IS THE LEADER BUT NIALL IS CONCERNED BECAUSE HE DOESN’T WANT LOUIS BY HIMSELF bECAUSE HE KNOWS LOUIS NEEDS ATTENTION 

Of course you gave into him. 

Missing Louis’ calls is apparently very troubling for the Irishman. 

Yeah, okay, Louis might have Tweeted it but you were probably thinking it as he stole your phone. 

Yeah, he probably breathed and you died laughing for 20 minutes. 

He wanted to trend it worldwide. He wanted everyone to tell Louis Happy Birthday. 

#pinkyandthebrain Take over the world. 

Of course you give into him. This is a common theme. 

THEN WHY DID YOU DO IT NIALL???? WHY DO YOU JUST DO WHATEVER LOUIS TELLS YOU EVEN THOUGH IT CAUSES YOU MASSIVE PUBLIC HUMILIATION AND AT TIMES INJURY??Because Niall loves Louis and worships the ground he walks on, obviously. Like, “LOUIS ART.” NIALL. HE DREW AN ARROW HE DIDN’T PAINT THE MONA LISA.

And then out of everyone, he nominated Niall for the ice bucket challenge. Because Niall’s world revolves around Louis. But, that’s okay, because Louis loves him very much a lot right back.

Anybody else remember this episode? In it, a female villain called Femme Fatale is stealing millions of dollars in Susan B. Anthony coins. Naturally, the Powerpuff Girls go to stop her. She then convinces them that men are all horrible because female superheroes aren’t as well known as male superheroes, even asking Blossom to name some to where her only answer is Wonder Woman.

They start acting bitter, refusing to do chores when the Professor asks and even telling the Mayor to save the town himself. Ms. Bellum and Ms. Keane talk to the girls and basically explain that being mean to guys won’t do anything and that isn’t the kind of message feminists should put out.

They proceed to beat up Femme Fatale while giving her a history lesson about Susan B. Anthony, the story where she voted and was found guilty because women couldn’t vote back then, but when the judge wanted to let her off easily because she was a woman, she forced them to take her to jail. The girls handle her and the lesson is that misandry will not stop misogny and we all should just respect each other.

Fun fact!

I bet you can watch Red White and Royal Blue as if it was a Merthur fanfiction and you'd be none the wiser that it's actually not.