Y’all think about those rare times when Batman talks about his sons before they were introduced to the justice league he talks bout his ‘babies’
Batman: ahh yes nightwing, he’s my little boy. Always is full of energy. I love him. He’s just a happy little boy. In fact I have called him here and there he is, my little boy, a bundle of joy he is.
Nightwing: *a fully grown man with the height of 6’0 and almost the size of Batman himself* hey guys :D
JL: that’s not a little boy???
Batman: *pointing to red hood* this is my baby, he’s just a precious baby and I love him so, he is fragile so please don’t make contact. He’s so cute and precious, he’s my precious baby boy.
Redhood: *a 6’2 man, absolutely covered in guns and is the size (if not slightly bigger) then Batman himself, glaring at all of them* don’t talk shit b
Batman: language.
JL: THATS NOT A BABY BOY???
Batman: this is my other son, he is my little genius. He’s so full of innocence and so pure, I love him dearly. Don’t be fooled by that stare, he’s so full of love he can hardly contain it. In fact he is friend shape.
Red robin: *staring down the JL with his Batman glare, already in a fighting stance* I will not hesitate
JL: I do not feel safe
Batman: this is robin, my son. He is very nice, though he might pick at you slightly, he is harmless. He can be prickly be warned but overall he is such a lovely baby and I love him so much
Robin: *gripping his swords, glaring at them ready to fight*
JL: oh my god we’re gonna die
More train than dragon but I fold, metro train from the DC area cause public transit is cool
I forgot to post it here lol
Ao3 is actually massively culturally important and very very good at being what it is. I’m so serious when I say that ao3 needs to be protected as the anti censorship, by fans for fans, nonprofit, volunteer run, expertly designed archival site that it is. You don’t have to read or like fanfiction to understand that on principle, ao3 is a site that should be defended.
i literally miss daniil kvyat so much. tall long russian man with a weird penchant for boxing. so strangely intelligent for a race car driver who once referred to the barriers next to the swimming pool in monaco as a trampoline. he reads classical literature in his free time and loves metallica. he does a perfect imitation of pierre’s laugh and helmut marko being a dick and romain grosjean shouting on the radio. he torpedoes his way into seb’s car and into our hearts. the best commentator to ever grace f1tv. i miss him so dearly.
Made a comic based on this prompt:
https://tumblr.com/salemsvlog/730271411995918336/this-is-how-i-pictured-coach-meeting-eli-whe-he?source=share…
thanks so much @salemsvlog
Look cheating is horrible and Ned is an absolute scum of the earth for doing that to Ariel, however everyone and their mother using: "I lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship" for their gay ships is so funny to me I am legit losing it.
act like you like each other
test cricket really is a bunch of white men occasionally hitting a red ball and occasionally groaning over a red ball
and rolling around comically for a red ball i love it