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midnight burger episode 40 spoilers

i fucking love when one of them says something insane and another one just immediately goes with it (mostly) no questions asked

the trust they have in one another!!

caspar (huell howser voice): louie, do we have everything we need?

leif ("louie" the cameraman): we could use some shots of the campaign bus.

caspar: charlotte, we would love to see that wonderful campaign bus of yours, it looks so luxurious!

charlotte: oh, yeah, sure!

caspar: i think that that would just be a fascinating thing to see, could you lead the way?

charlotte: right this way

caspar (whispering): what are we doing?

leif (whispering): stealing mitt romney's campaign bus

caspar (whispering): sure!

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leif: what's up? gloria?

gloria: that thing you have that shocks people, do you have it on you?

leif: the secret handshake?

gloria: yes

leif: yeah? i always have it on me

gloria: ...

leif: gloria?

gloria: go get me the barista.

leif: what?

gloria: go get me. the barista.

leif: we're taking hostages now?

gloria: everyone, on this planet, is a hostage. go get me the barista.

leif: shit. alright. hardcore, let's do this!

these people trust each other so much they are my best friends and i love them with all my heart

Keep your messaging simple:

“Trump fired everyone in charge of airplane safety, and a week later planes started crashing into each other.”

That’s it. That’s the messaging. Don’t get bogged down disputing Trump’s false claims. Just blame him, in short and repeatable sentences.

evil infodumping where you just tell lies

This is rapidly becoming an audio drama blog. I just adore podcasts.

some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

body language masterlist

a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

550 words to say instead of fuckin said

638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

some more body language help 

imagine finding a fossil that at first seems like an ancient human, but once you actually take samples of it, you find out it's a 17 million year old fossil, and it's a perfect dna match to you.

What if Jon found out about Georgie and Melanie a really horrible way?

(This is the spiritual successor to my first Daisira post, eat up my childrenn)

finnish person: *trips and falls over, gets a concussion, breaks 3 teeth and 46 bones* finnish person: this is so embarrassing i hope nobody saw me