punchy-academic
Bad Writer. Occasional Artist. Big fan of agriculture.
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DEI does not mean lower standards.
You are thinking of white privilege.
what’s it called when you’re so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn’t feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore
that james baldwin quote where he says, “it took many years of vomiting up all the filth i’d been taught about myself, and half-believed, before i was able to walk on the earth as though i had a right to be here.”
hey. don’t cry. carpenter&hayward best friendship okay? people’s capacity for persevering compassion and connection okay?
“Raw milk is better for you as long as you boil it” so true bestie now imagine if we could like. Super boil it. To really get all the bacteria out. And if we could do that quickly and efficiently. Imagine that.
Can't decide whether it's funnier to say "my hungry ass could never work at a" and then say something that implies you're eating something truly grotesque or something that just, makes no sense
getting inspired to create stuff is honestly the meaning of life. like i found a great story and now i wanna make a cool story too. literally could there be any better feeling
Dracula Daily sketch for May 12th. In which the Count goes for a midnight stroll.
Happy Lizard Fashion day to all who celebrate!
Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me.
I know there is a lot of discourse (tm) around this right now but listen to me
sometimes you do just have to lie to children.
grocery store mission barely accomplished took massive damage to the hull and all internal systems. shield repair could take days
the fact that walls get dusty is ridiculous. you're vertical. act like it.
being a scavenger animal must be so fucking great. imagine if every time someone died a new restaurant opened up downtown.
"Do you ever dream of land?" The whale asks the tuna.
"No." Says the tuna, "Do you?"
"I have never seen it." Says the whale, "but deep in my body, I remember it."
"Why do you care," says the tuna, "if you will never see it."
"There are bones in my body built to walk through the forests and the mountains." Says the whale.
"They will disappear." Says the tuna, "one day, your body will forget the forests and the mountains."
"Maybe I don't want to forget," Says the whale, "The forests were once my home."
"I have seen the forests." Whispers the salmon, almost to itself.
"Tell me what you have seen," says the whale.
"The forests spawned me." Says the salmon. "They sent me to the ocean to grow. When I am fat with the bounty of the ocean, I will bring it home."
"Why would the forests seek the bounty of the oceans?" Asks the whale. "They have bounty of their own."
"You forget," says the salmon, "That the oceans were once their home."
You ever hear that old chestnut about how most people neglect the part of the story of Icarus where he also had to avoid flying too low, lest the spray of the sea soak his feathers and cause him to fall and drown? You ever think about how different the world would be if Icarus died that way instead? If the idiom was to Fly To Close To The Sea? A warning against playing it far too safe, about not stretching your wings and soaring properly? You ever think about how Icarus died because he was happy?
William P. Welsh - Burlesque Queen (1941)
Dear video essay creators. A video analysis is when you analyze a piece of media. No no look at me. A summary, no matter how thorough, is not an analysis. An analysis requires you to draw conclusions about the media such as authorial intent, real-world parallels, discussion about themes/worldbuilding/character motivation, and so much more. You have to stop summarizing something and saying that’s analysis. The Gaylors are doing more critical analysis than you. Is that who you want to lose to? The gaylors?
Definitely one of the funniest feature discord has added.
WARNING! ANNOYING BITCH HAS BREACHED THE PERIMETER!!!
DO YOU WISH TO EVACUATE?
The 10th Kingdom (2000)
No matter how hard they try no one will ever do ''love at first sight'' like Wolf from The 10th Kingdom
Samli Drones
Tractors vs Drones: The Future of Farming 🚜✈️ With drones increasingly taking over the agricultural sector, they are used hand-in-hand with tractors, not as substitutes. Drones offer precision, efficiency, and sustainability, while tractors do heavy work. Together, they are the ideal pair for the future of farming. 🌱
Temples are built for gods. Knowing this a farmer builds a small temple to see what kind of god turns up.