Who Wanna Be The Object Of My Desire!?!?!!?!

The cruelty of racist white men.

having a prettyboy do my eyeliner would fix me

This video is seriously amazing and covers topics I had forgotten over the years and ones I hadn’t known about.

bites down on the atom i have secretly stored in a false tooth and explodes in a nuclear blast

TONIGHT. WE’RE DRINKING FROM THE POND.

If Taylor Swift used her power for good she would be such a great stochastic terrorist. She would post on Instagram "Hey guys, Tay here. Just wanted to say that whoever delivers me the head of Ron DeSantis on a platter will get free Eras Tour tickets. #ShadeNeverMadeAnybodyLessGay." It would be at her doorstep in two hours.

its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea

Bass Amateur Shop

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