Thinking With My Dick O'clock

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

The Anatomy Lesson of Dr. Nicolaes Tulp (detail). By Rembrandt, 1632

ilove not letting cars gofirst when i cross thestreet like yesi'm have the right ofway, i'ma pedhead, a walkster, a socialburden, a slowbie, &i'm proud too . Go blowup in your little toys or whatever

this is my ideal career path

he’s so hot i wonder what he looks like hanging from the cross

Every time I rewatch The Lord of the Rings I oscillate violently between “it’s important to show men having close, supportive friendships and I’m so glad Peter Jackson chose to show all the male characters being loving and physically affectionate with one another in a healthy, platonic way” and “damn, these bitches gay. good for them, good for them”

just took a worm pill this shit metal as fuck

me: if I become the evil overlord I will never harm my minions

[5 years later]

highly throwable imp: hoohoohee

me: hmm

I’ve had enough of you… GUARDS! Impregnate this man.