Fuck "girl Lunch" Fuck "girl Math" A Woman Is A Hairy Animal Who Sweats And Grunts And Excretes And Hungers

absolutely obsessed with the divine femininity that only men in glam metal bands are capable of possessing

there's literally nothing tackier to me than guys who say they want a "goth gf" when what they mean is they want a gf who wears AliExpress thighhighs

Albert Pyun’s “Knights” (1993), with kickboxer Kathy Long.

you like the 1970s? okay show me your bush then. oh you don’t have one? that’s what i thought poser

Every time I rewatch The Lord of the Rings I oscillate violently between “it’s important to show men having close, supportive friendships and I’m so glad Peter Jackson chose to show all the male characters being loving and physically affectionate with one another in a healthy, platonic way” and “damn, these bitches gay. good for them, good for them”

get off your phone. jack off to that weird fantasy you’ve been hesitant about entertaining. buy an awesome jacket. <- the real steps to self actualization