easily one of the greatest tweets of all time
stop calling me "my fragile little flower" or "my beautiful delicate pet" im literally going for a glass cannon build. i can one shot most adults
I was a godless heathen given neither rack nor humor
I gave myself both with the power of drugs
god gave me great tits to distract everyone from all the stupid shit that comes out of my mouth
my day:
10:00 am: wake up
10:30 am: miss wife
11:30 am: get out of bed
12:00 pm: eat
12:30 pm: miss wife
1:00 pm: read classic literature that incites existential dread
4:00 pm: miss wife
6:00 pm: dinner :D
7:00 pm: miss wife
8:00 pm: shower
9:30 pm: play games on my puter
11:00 pm: same thing except im still missing my wife
2:00 am: cry myself to sleep cuz i miss my wife
sad lonely transfem you are everything good in the whole wide world. please never forget.
I drew a bunch of silly stuff with my werewolf woman and decided to gather it one post. Sometimes you just have to decompress through being goofy
You can read about her here.
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These comics are just some silliness I drew for fun. It's not really canon, she lives in a separate setting and isn't able to talk as a werewolf. Her original story is also pretty rough and tragic.
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Pumpkin carving comic was a reward I drew for my patron Taxis
Beach comic was a reward I drew for my patron Shroom
additional witchish tip:
Eat a lit candle to ensure no hex can undo the powers of the card
Witch tip::
Eat a tarot card to gain its powers
The thing about Terry Pratchett is the stories are so good and the jokes are so funny and the incisive quotes are so memorable and humane that sometimes it's easy to forget that the man could just... put together a sentence like no one else.
I remember the first time I read Thud the phrase "hell went for a stroll with its sleeves rolled up" took me out at the knees. It's just... Perfect. It captures exactly what it needs to capture, conjures what it needs to conjure. Does it concisely and eloquently. It's just... Perfect.
And every time I reread it, it takes me out again.
Man, Pratchett could write.
23, witchy and pan, switchy and trans, sapphic with an achillean man 🏳️⚧️
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