chivalry is my complete and utter weakness. holding my hand and guiding me through a crowd; gently pushing at others that are squeezing me in. good morning texts, good night texts, "I'll be gone for a bit, but I'll text you later" texts. holding doors open for me-- hand on the small of my back as I enter. pushing the grocery cart. fixing my hair. picking up my bag without question when I'm sore. leading in front in haunted houses and holding me during scary movies. "No, don't worry, I got it." "Talk to me, love; I'm here." "He said what to you? Ooh, I'll be right back." making sure I'm fed, making sure I feel okay. beacon of safety-- an unspoken you won't be harmed when I'm near.
Why were ghosts ever scary?? Aren't they just people who died? Do only assholes become ghosts? Honestly if you’re dead and all you do is lurk in an attic making spooky noises, that’s kinda pathetic. You’re a ghost man. You could be solving cold cases. You could phase into space and explore exoplanets. But nooo you’re out here rattling chains in some old lady’s house because you died of cholera in 1843. Get a grip. You have cosmic power and you’re spending the afterlife knocking over lamps and making dolls blink. Embarrassing. Go haunt Wall Street. Go possess a CEO. Do literally anything other than throwing a Victorian tantrum over the new tenants.
Do better.
straight men have beauty standards for men that are completely different than the beauty standards women and gay men have for men and then they get mad when they conform to the beauty standards other podcast bros set for them and women still don’t find them attractive
big ole comic about adult ADHD diagnosis + big feelings + making sure childhood me is okay
genuinely so scary that you can't access the page on the ssc website that guides you through changing your sex designation. so so fucking scary. they are already making our lives harder. they are already taking what little resources we have.
i'm really sad right now, does anyone have that post about the 4chan forcefem bridget tulpa?
Edit: Guys I know what it looks like but I promise you, this is NOT a porn game. The character designs are suggestive, yes, but not outright explicit. It's literally just a fun fast-paced action RPG, nothing more. It's also like $10 so you might as well at least try it before dismissing it.
Should my body be making those sounds at 23? Probably not.
My body is a crumbling castle of sand and I don't know when the tide will roll in.
Memento Mori
23, witchy and pan, switchy and trans, sapphic with an achillean man 🏳️⚧️
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