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I am 100% positive that Tackleberry from Police Academy is both a Boyle and a Schrute no, I take no constructive criticism

I just cant stop laughing at this

i just love happy

Weird stuff my sleep deprived friends say as incorrect quotes 6/?

Michael: what the fuck is lukewarm?? Just say warm! I mean seriously, was the human race too bored of a word so they made another one?? I fucking hate English. Pull your backward ass language together!! AND HOW IS THAT ANY DIFFERENT THAN JOHNWARM???

Is this what bothers you the most about the damn rat?

ron: sure i'm gonna take my beloved rat into school with me, even though rats are not allowed and cats, the natural enemy of rats, are

Tell me childern aren't the best, i dare you

Good News: Our Children Have Some Terrific Ideas for How to Get the Big Ol’ Boat Unstuck From the Suez Canal

HAMILTON BUT THE MELODY IS PUNK ROCK HOLY SHIT

Thank you so much!! I'd say that this is pretty accurate lmao

Tagging: @randomidiotsposts @lonelylivv @rogue-cas-whore @stuffandatherstuff lmao if you're confused this is my main blog

I want to start a picrew chain!

Link to picrew here

That’s mine.

Tagging:

@mochamoff @mintyclintybarton @whitechapelpsychobabble @bonkers4marvel @guy-fieri-makes-me-straight @crystalsgalaxy @braydri @tired-bi-andreadytodie @leftperfectionmoon @thestarmirror @lets-talk-about-x-bay-bey @nicolemval @zalie @a-manda-hotchner @another-emotional-wreck

What an absolute dork. Must be protected at all costs.

I GOT MAD SCIENTIST THIS IS PERFECT

okay i made another quiz but this time it’s which monster you’ll get to hook up with. reblog with your result!!