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Killer: What’s your name son?
Me: *muffled from the closet*
MY NAME IS ALEXANDER HAMILTON!!!
This is the best thing!
BONUS:
Large Baguette defeats Crumpets
Eliza and Alexander's weeding
Eliza: we need a flower girl Hercules: *clears throat* Eliza: I might have a cousin or maybe a family friend with a daughter... Herlecus: * clears throat louder * Eliza: maybe Peggy can- Herlecus: DEAR GOD LET ME DO IT PLEASE I WILL SPREAD YOUR FLOWER PETALS WITH THE GRACE OF A QUEEN PLEASE ALEXANDER *wipes tears dramatically*
Music
Me: maybe I’ll listen to something other than Hamilton today
My brain: you must be outta your GODDAMN MIND
Not Your Line
Washington: me?? I trusted him Laurens: me? I loved him Washington: that's not your line Laurens: [ sweats ] wow ok shut up George
I love Eliza
┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ in this ┃╱╱╲╲ house ╱╱╭╮╲╲ we love ▔▏┗┛▕▔ and appreciate ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ Eliza Schuyler Hamilton And
Everything She did For Her Husband ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔
You know what’s a great idea?
If the Hamilton fandom fucking chilled.
Six Hamilton Crossver
Burr: What's ya name, man?
Cathrin pushes away Alexandre :My name's Catherine of Aragon Was married twenty-four years I'm a paragon Of royalty, my loyalty is to the Vatican So if you try to dump me You won't try that again
Hamilton: Who are you !!???
Laurens:Who are you ???
Anne B: The Queen of england
Hamilton,Washington,lafayetty: Oh reelly !!!
Kathrin.H: If you want a queen bee, well there's half a dozen
Lafayetty:Anarchy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
marliza
Eliza:I don`t know waht was so great on Marie. I`m now she looks wonderful, and her eyes are like fire,and her lips l keep you awake at night because you think about how it would be kissing her,and once you've heard her laugh you're ready to do anything to hear it again,the only thing that surpasses her laugh is her jokes,which make every unforgettable conversation with her funny,as if you weren't lying awake at night thinking of the words she said in her heavenly voice...
everyone:...???
Hamilton headcanons
Marie ends affair while singing ,,I Say No,, from Heathers.
EVEN THOUGH I DON'T SHIP IT YAAAASSSS
Tension
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why am i re-entering my hamilton era??? i listened to wait for it on repeat for 3 hours the other day with zero shame and i spent most of today singing my shot word for word from memory. what is happening??
You've seen it here, peeps. Another drawing.
Hamilton: The Musical. Original Broadway Cast. Lin Manuel Miranda and Phillipa Soo as Alexander Hamilton, and Eliza Schuyler Hamilton. This took me about 3-4 weeks to do. Unfortunately, I do not remember the exact measurements because it's currently at my school, but it's just a little smaller than a regular size bristol board.
Ah! Just got a letter from my future self!
"Dear Sir,
I hope this letter finds you in good health and in a prosperous enough position to put wealth in the pockets of people like me, down on their luck.
You see that was my life that you decided to fuc-"
Whatever this means
I might have an unhealthy obsession with Hamilton but thats okay because its just a phase mom.