Not-canon-to-AU Ship: Lizardhat (Valiant) Aka White Hat X Lumencia

Too much time to think now

driven to such conclusions by your own sick mind

y'all remember when we were head over heals for this hat man and he literally looked liked this

heap o tweets

with every new picture of flug i see my urge to bully him increases a thousandfold

a cryobed? a little plane mat? nasa jammies? this man won’t know a world that has lunch money in it

bernard black hat

How would Demencia react to Estrictia and react to seeing Mal Wear?

Villainous crack

i’ve been thinking about the promo art for the panel we just had, but this one part specifically

how annoying do you have to be to break black hat’s spirit because he’s not even angry. he’s always angry, and he’s moved beyond it. what have they done to him. how long is he willing to sit there until they stop because i’m willing to say like… nine hours. and then he’d just silently leave. they’ve killed his spirit. they’ve crushed him. he’s gone. this is the same look you give your toddler when they wake up for the seventh time in three hours. this is the look you give your dog when it gets into the dishwasher and eats a whole fork. he looks like he’s at marriage counselling but he clocked out fifteen years ago. they’ve killed him. the bitch is gone.

doodles of the Valiant idiots