Me Posting This On The Internet: Change Da World, My Final Message. Goodb Ye

“Trans girls who say skirt go spinny are so cringe” do you hate whimsy and joy? Go find happiness instead of being a meanie

sick of tumblr app, breaking out of my cabin in the woods and gonna make or make or tweak something so i can shitpost as the good bitch girlpenis intended

character development

so if demons are sticklers for contracts, demand high payment for their services, and have firm/specific rules regarding summoning rituals (aka the hiring process & availability of their labor)—what i'm hearing is demons are fully unionized

cuddle the mech pilot you adopted. no, really snuggle her. don’t let her sleep at the foot of your bed. she thinks she doesn’t deserve to curl up with you like a person and will sleep down there huddled up like a dog if you let her. don’t let her. tell her gently but firmly that you want to touch her and that she’s going to get under the blankets with you and you’re going to spoon her

she might cry a bit. pilots aren’t used to that kind of affection. just wipe her tears and tell her you love her and it’s ok for her to cry. and then fall asleep together

So, I'm in traffic, on the highway, right? (When I had this thought, obviously not right now while I'm typing. I'm not an idiot.)

And I'm like "ugh! This would be so much easier if I had a button that was just 'follow that car at a safe distance' and my car just did it!"

Followed quickly by "oh but that might be hard. Maybe they'd need like a bar you could connect to the hitch ..."

GOOD JOB, AMBER! YOU'VE JUST INVENTED TRAINS.

the first time a girl slides her strap inside of you, bending over to whisper in your ear with a hacker voice: "I'm in"

>Please do not hack the pussy. 😔

When those tesla robots come out you already KNOW I am going out and jailbreaking every single one into pretty girls

benefits of being a polyamorous lesbian: everything

downsides of being a polyamorous lesbian: oh my GOD why is there SO MUCH FUCKING HAIR EVERYWHERE