Cuddle The Mech Pilot You Adopted. No, Really Snuggle Her. Don’t Let Her Sleep At The Foot Of Your

mildly stubbing my toe:

OW! FUCK! MOTHERFUCKER!

extremely serious injury:

Huh. Oh shit. Hospital.

OC DUMP I LOVE MY GUYS SO MUCH

elven wizard miku!! yes i forgot to post her yesterday SORRY

rogue miku tomorrow <3

bulwark of the weak | king of nothing

*Recalibrates all your motor controllers so they slightly over respond to inputs, reducing you to a flailing mess*

Agshdkshdhdkhdjdjd

Hh-hhey! *Falling to the ground, squirming.* 😵‍💫😖😖😖😖😵‍💫😳

Imagine the posts on Robot Tumblr from robots who are human fuckers.

"Cuddling your human lover to you and feeling their pulse quicken."

"Human hair is so nice to stroke; it's finer than the finest wires."

"Getting a human sexually excited and feeling them self-lubricate, and a fine mist of coolant leaks all over their skin."

"The way human fingers can find just the right spot in the seams between your plating."

"I need a human to stick its greasy fingers in me and re-arrange my wires until I segfault."

Blitz is a silly little man

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

As a trans I deserve to live lavishly off taxpayer dollars so I can play video games, do drugs, and hoodwink impressionable young men into becoming hot women as my full time calling.