Choose Your Fav Flower Friend

The latest example in "foone forgets not everyone is like her":

I momentarily forgot that other people can hear.

“they were flirting with you” and how was i supposed to know such a thing when everyone speaks in codes and puzzles

Everyone: Please give us Switch 2 information Nintendo!

Nintendo: Wake up, everybody! Let us introduce: alarm clock

>"That's a good girl, just hold still for me. You'll feel the anesthesia work soon enough." >"We will start of simple today, just with the hands. I'll replace their nerves and veins with wires and coolant, give you two beautiful metal arms." >"See, there we go! You can't even feel a tickle, I'll make it quick."

>"All done, doesn't it feel much better? Stronger, easier to move and they won't hurt at all anymore. I'll let you have some time to adapt to that, but be sure to come back next week, we shall continue the procedure." >"You're going to be such an adorable little bot when I'm done with you. You'll be something much greater very soon~"

need a dragon girl with a weird dick to rail me and make me lay her eggs

lady of the rain

she uses an umbrella not to stay dry, but to listen to the raindrops hitting the surface.

curious to hear y'all's suggestions for the worst possible pasta shape

(Assume that "pasta" needs to be made of sheets or strands of dough with enough surface area relative to thickness so that they can be cooked.)

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“Trans girls who say skirt go spinny are so cringe” do you hate whimsy and joy? Go find happiness instead of being a meanie