1) Sitting in your girlfriend's lap as she gives you your injection then comforts you.
2) Your Girlfriend gives you a massage with Estrogen Gel.
3) Making out with your girlfriend and she shoves the pill into your mouth with her tounge.
4) Your girlfriend slips your Progesterone into you before abusing your prostate.
Any other suggestions?
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boobs and bellies and thighs are meant to be pillows. thatβs literally what theyβre there for
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Thank you Science Channel series How its Made for being something that is super interesting and calming, reminding me of my late grandfather, and for giving me a way to turn on every robot fucker tgirl on this website
ohhh having a job is actually ruining my life.Β ok
so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
What is the Jazz and Sabine sleeping situation?
glados miku ^_^
*Recalibrates all your motor controllers so they slightly over respond to inputs, reducing you to a flailing mess*
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Hh-hhey! *Falling to the ground, squirming.* π΅βπ«πππππ΅βπ«π³