In Addition To Boobs, Estrogen Should Also Give You Nanocarbon Bones And Bullet-proof Skin.

Today I learned that the European Pine Marten is one of the national symbols of Croatia, and appears on their 1-euro coins.

How many other counties put mustelids on their currency? NOT ENOUGH, THAT'S THE TRUTH!

kees the feesh 🧜🏽‍♀️(siren au is consuming my brain!)

digitalgirl & analoguegirl

hate, hate, hate the “mirror test” so much, all it is is some guy in a lab coat pokes you in the forehead and then they lead you into a room where there’s this window and some bitch on the other side of the mirror has a smudge on her face and when you point and laugh at her she points and laughs at you, but she’s the idiot with a smudge so why’s she laughing but if you yell at her she just yells back and everything keeps escalating until they drag you back out of the room, and then they ask you all these stupid questions like “did you notice anything about the person you saw” or whatever, like, yeah, i fucking hate, hate, hate her so, so, so much, i noticed that, why do they keep doing this, and then they scribble a bunch more shit in that file, it is literally the most pointless part of the week, and the worst part is they always force this conflict too, like, obvious lesson learned here, don’t interact, don’t speak, keep your head down, but if you just avoid looking through the window the test never ends and they keep waiting and watching and wanting to judge the results even though it is so, so, so tiresome and irritating every time, i don’t like her, i hate her, i don’t want to see her ever again

shoes with obvious trans flag detailing

"oh we only carry that in womens sizes"

fuck trans women i guess?

Everyone: Please give us Switch 2 information Nintendo!

Nintendo: Wake up, everybody! Let us introduce: alarm clock

When those tesla robots come out you already KNOW I am going out and jailbreaking every single one into pretty girls

mildly stubbing my toe:

OW! FUCK! MOTHERFUCKER!

extremely serious injury:

Huh. Oh shit. Hospital.